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Biblemunger

Provocative text replacement in famous literature

I loved the articles in The Toast like this one (local archive). When I started this project, I had recently read someone on Twitter say they loved to make bots to automate jokes they thought were funny. I wanted to try.

Favorite searches

I have quite a few favorites. For example:

thy salvation ⇒ dat ass

Psalm 85:7: Shew us thy mercy, O LORD, and grant us dat ass.

Behold ⇒ Look, buddy

Genesis 15:3: And Abram said, Look, buddy, to me thou hast given no seed: and, lo, one born in my house is mine heir.

! ⇒ D:

Psalm 120:5: Woe is me, that I sojourn in Mesech, that I dwell in the tents of Kedar D:

commandments ⇒ EULA

Exodus 20:6	And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my EULA.

You can make your own!

Make your own here

About

It used to show a list of recent searches, since a lot of my friends’ ideas for replacements were funny too. However, I eventually turned this off when I saw how many results were either shoddy automated SQL injection attempts, or cringe attempts to be “edgy” I didn’t really want on my domain.

I used it to

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