I love the fortune command.
I keep a little repo with databases and database generators in it.
I blogged about this mini-project here
Online demo
You can interact with it in the browser at https://unfortunate.micahrl.com,
which is where I deploy my unfortunate project
And you can even embed it in a web page, like this:
Wait, I am mad, you put a whole x86 emulator in my web page?
I’m afraid so, yes.